- Ya know that reminds me of a story.
- *sighs, puts down instrument, and leans back into chair*
Let’s raise children who won’t have to recover from their childhoods.
a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received
You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.
look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details
Guys, I finally got a baritone from the athletic band. It only took 3 weeks, getting there an hour early, and begging the director to do something, but I got one. Only downside is they won’t store it for me and carrying it across campus in the winter is going to suck ass.